March 2012
Anonymous asked: last ones I swear, thees are ones I was asked earlier this week and thought I would ask you, because I haven't seen theese type of questions asked lately, and maybe I missed some but I am going to ask because I am just curious on others oppinons... so here it goes: 1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story?
2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too...
2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too...
Anonymous asked: Who is one celebrity you would like to:
Cuddle?
Elope with?
Love?
Excite beyond words?
Bang?
See in bed with their current fling?
Cuddle?
Elope with?
Love?
Excite beyond words?
Bang?
See in bed with their current fling?
February 2012
time to write paper
so i can see youu.
Anonymous asked: i've watched your videos and you're kinda cute :) wondering where i can contact you, obviously here, but do you have facebook or something where i can talk to you?
Anonymous asked: Questions to ask those who make rules: How would you relate this to being a Lesbian? What, exactly, are the rules?
Why do these rules exist?
By whose authority are these rules upheld?
What’s more important—the spirit or letter of these rules?
Has anyone ever found or been granted an exception to these rules?
...
Why do these rules exist?
By whose authority are these rules upheld?
What’s more important—the spirit or letter of these rules?
Has anyone ever found or been granted an exception to these rules?
...
Anonymous asked: Why do they call it taking a crap when ur actually leaving one?
Anonymous asked: why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
“When you date someone it’s like you’re taking a class in them and when you break...”
– Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother (via portraitofaghost)
Is anyone awesome at C++
because…I’m not.
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Midterm week.
I have so much to do and I am also afflicted with a monstrosity of an illness. Some weird throat/sinus infection-hybrid. In other news, my hot pocket is ready and it was a beautiful day.
Straight bitches/ Guys
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
